Saturday Night Club ONT - October 3, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose is working undercover tonight while fighting crime, so acknowledge him but don't let on that you know his true identity.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

So while traveling, a Texas businessman steps into a pub in Ireland. "So I hear you Irishmen are a bunch of hard drinkers! Well I'd like to see that! I've got $1,000 in hard cash for anyone who can do 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back!"

A guy at the end the bar snorts, a couple in the corner goes back to their conversation, and for the most part he's largely ignored. One man leaves the bar.

So the Texan snickers to himself and goes about having his drink at the bar.

About a half hour later, the man that left earlier comes back in, and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but is your bet still good?"

"Why, hell yes, boy!" he says. The bartender rounds up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar and it's on.

The Texan watches in shock and amazement as the man slams down pint after pint, until the last empty glass hits the bar, and all 10 pints are down in what seemed like seconds. "Well hell, that was easily worth $1,000 to see. If I may ask though- where did leave to earlier?"

"Oh," says the man, "I had to go to the bar down the street to make sure I could do it."

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A guy walks into a bar, and order 5 shots. Bartender says, "Jeez, you look like you just got some bad news." Guy says, "Yea, just found out my dads gay and he's leaving my mom." So the guy downs the 5 shots and drinks the rest of the night.

The next day he comes back, and orders 5 shots again. Bartender says, "What happened now?" Guy says, "Just found out my brother's gay and he's leaving his wife." So the guy downs the 5 shots again, and drinks until closing time.

The next day he comes back again, and orders 5 more shots. Bartender says, "Jesus, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" Guy says, "Yeah, my wife".

Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 8 of Spades from our decl of playing card cocktails

Club ONT Department of Old School Tech

Club ONT Department of Waiting for the Cue

Club ONT Style Guide Tips

Club ONT Department of Batmobile Matters

Want one for yourself? Turner Classic Movies and Julien's Auctions announce The Ultimate Batmobile Auction, headlined by the screen-used Hero Batmobile from Batman Returns, live and online November 23, 2026.

The last Batmobile to hit auction was George Barris' original 1966 TV series car which sold for $4.6 million in 2013, a price that stood as the benchmark for movie vehicles for over a decade. The Batman Returns Batmobile carries a $5 million to $7 million estimate.

Maybe a scale model is more your speed?

Club ONT Jukebox

Hat tip on the last one to OrangeEnt

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Safety is our priority. There has been [7] days without a safety incident in Club ONT. The previous record was [7] days. Let's be careful out there.

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