Dick Morris On Hillary's Girlish Churlishness

At DickMorris.com, not exactly a deep analysis, but he channels his inner Maureen Dowd to slam her.

Hillary Clinton, quintessential Alpha Female, is whining about the boys who share the presidential debate stage with her.

She says that they’re picking on her! They’re ganging up on her.

And she doesn’t like it.

Her aides say it’s just because she’s a woman.

But Hillary’s the one who’s playing gender politics. Not them. When the going gets tough, Hillary always pulls out the female victim card.

The fact is that the reason that Hillary is under attack is because she is a doubletalking panderer who can’t give a single straight answer. It’s not because she’s a woman, and it’s not because she’s a winner.

And now she’s furious.

How dare they!

These small annoying men that she’s tolerated for the past eight months – as if they were actually candidates of her high caliber – are all taunting her!

Let’s take a close look at who these men really are:

They’re men who:

• have never organized a seating chart for a State Dinner,
• never redecorated the White House,
• never visited eighty-two countries on Air Force One as the President’s wife,
• never lit the White House Christmas Tree, or organized a carnival on the Front Lawn, and
• certainly never presided over the biggest debacle in domestic policy since Roosevelt’s Court Packing Plan in 1936

In fact, these petty little men have never even had the power to ingle-handedly cause the President of the United States to lose control of both houses of Congress, like she has.

It’s just not fair!

Bonus: Bill Clinton claims that yes-or-no questions are too "cutesy" to ask his wife.

I'm pretty sure he thought it was too cutesy for his wife to ask him yes-or-no questions throughout their marriage, so I guess he's being consistent.

She Answers This Cutesy Yes-or-No Question Pretty Firmly:

posted by Ace at 03:59 PM

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