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October 25, 2007

Shocker: Annoymous Sex In Horse Barn Between Shiftless Drifter And Sausage-Smuggling Tranny Somehow Comes To Ugly End

If these two kids can't make it work, what chance do the rest of us have?

A digest if you don't want to watch the video. A dude posing as a woman picked up one of those smolderingly dangerous drifters you see in William Faulkner novels. (At least he looks like a young Ray Liotta in my personal fantasy.)

Said dude then brings Knife-Armed Drifter to horse barn.

Said dude then invites Psychopathic Nomad to go down on him.

Hot-But-Dangerous Hobo reacts rather poorly when he sees his Lady Fair is hung better than he is.

The cops sum up the moral of the story: "Don't pick up hitch-hikers."

As Drew notes, there may be one or two other morals to this story.

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