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October 23, 2007

Shocker: Dennis Kucinich Had Close Encounter With Alien Spacecraft

No one saw this coming I'm sure.

According to (ahem) Shirley MacLaine:

"The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn’t comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

The gave him directions? Really? Shouldn't he have disclosed his status as an agent of a foreign power previously?

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Pic swiped from Moonbattery.


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