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September 28, 2007
A Warning to Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld
You are playing a dangerous game, my friends.
I see from Hot Air that you have added Mary Katharine Ham to your guest list.
MKH and I have a sordid, tangled history. Before Suzanne Sena entered my life, MKH was my poetic muse. In fact, she briefly carried the designation of my "ideal woman."
But then, Suzanne Sena appeared on the scene and Mary Katharine and I....grew apart.
Were tears shed? Of course. (But not by me, I'm no wuss!). Were many heated words traded in anger? Yes. Do the hard feelings and bitter recriminations remain to this day? Absolutely.
And now? Red Eye is setting itself up for a cataclysmic confrontation. For now that Mary Katharine is in the guest rotation it is only a matter of time until these two Red Eye women are booked to appear on the same show.
I anticipate a catfight of epic proportions as a jealous woman scorned faces the wrath of a woman protecting her claim on her new man.
Please, Red Eye, I ask you as someone who cares not only for these two women, but also about your show. DO NOT book both of these women on the same episode. A Sena-Ham slapfight is the last thing I want to see!
Unless, of course, I'm given advance notice so that I can record the episode. And it occurs in jello.
In which case, how does next Tuesday's show sound? Everyone on board with that?
posted by Jack M. at
02:30 PM
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