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August 16, 2007
Heartache: Jenna Bush Engaged...Jack M. still available.
And my lovely bride to be (she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine!), Fox News' Ms. Suzanne Sena, was on a repeat episode of Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld last night and none of you so called "fans" or "readers" or "people who put up with me because I buy time for Ace to post teh funnay" bothered to tell me.
After all I've done for you, this is how you repay me? With benign indifference to my various delusional fantasies?
Well enough of this, I say! I was going to ask Johnny M. Coldcuts to post his college football predictions (he was something like 17-4 or 18-3 against the line last season on opening day) because I'm just one hell of a generous guy.
But now?
I don't know if Johnny will be available. I. just. don't. know.
I'll give you one more chance to redeem yourselves though. Which unattainably hot blogosphere/news goddess should I focus my attentions on now?
The first one who says "Helen Thomas" gets banned.
Put your choices in the comments. Should this gaping hole in my heart be successfully filled by your selection, I'll invite Johnny back.
Otherwise? You're on your own, suckas.
Just like me....
and Fox News' Ms. Suzanne Sena.
posted by Jack M. at
10:47 PM
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