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July 12, 2007

Metallica Guitarist Kirk Hammett Says His Neighbor Screwed His Dog

A colorful and far-ranging training regime, as I'm sure we'll soon find out:

Hammett explains: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."

It seems the dog wasn't his when this happened -- he took it from the neighbor and it became his dog. If it was his dog, and let the guy finish... well, he's gonna have a hard time convincing everyone he's metal.

Strangely unsettling detail: "She was still wagging her tail."

posted by Ace at 01:35 PM

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