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July 09, 2007

New Procedure Proves Medical Community Biased Against Men

A new technique for natural breast implants -- taking fat from parts of women's bodies where they don't want it and putting it where they might.

The feminists are shrieking about this. I don't even have to click; I just know. So women get to take fat they don't want from, say, their thighs and put it in their hooters.

And meanwhile I'm sitting here taking near-lethal dosages of Extenz, and not, in fact, "enjoying the lift" I get from it. And given that Extenz is almost all inert material and biologically-useless filler, trust me, you've tot to take a lot of it to trigger a daily bout of anaphylactic shock.

This being the MSM (the BBC here), they of course must run a picture of knockers in any story that mentions them. In case you don't know what breasts might look like. So I'll do the same.


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