I don't really want to bust on the internet's most notorious high-quality a woman again, but I really can't see how I can avoid it.
Here she is posing with a new vibrator and penis cupcakes.
High-quality penis cupcakes, I'll have you know. They scored a 82% "Hot" rating on the Genital Shaped Pastry Hot or Not website.
The pictures are not really work safe, and probably not home safe either. It's just a disaster all the way 'round.
Thanks to spongeworthy.
It's Old: Spongeworthy now tells me this is from 2005.
Still freaky.