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Girl Brings Mace To School
The medieval variety. She was arrested after attempting to assault a teacher.
"It's heavy, and it's metal, and it's sharp," Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said of the weapon. The girl, who is being held at the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center on battery charges, told police she brought the weapon to school because she was "tired of getting picked on."
If you outlaw outmoded medieval weapons, only outlaws and creepy 15-yr. old girls will have outmoded medieval weapons.
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DeSantis: This Raggedy-Throated Whore Has Been VP for Four Years and Never Called Me Until One Month Before the Election
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Israel Strikes Hezballah Offices in Syrian Capital of Damascus
Florida Braces for Milton as the Storm Generates Windgusts of Up to 175 MPH
CBS "News" In Full Cover-Up Mode As It Cancels Staff-Wide Racial Struggle Session In Favor of Racially Bullying Employees in "Small Groups" to Prevent Leaks
Kamala the Throat GOAT on The View: I Cannot Think of a Single Thing I Would Have Done Differently Than Biden
Staff At Doug Emhoff's Law Firm Allege He Was an "A**shole" Misogynist Who Promoted Women Who Were "Pretty" and Punished Women Who "Didn't Flirt Back" With Him
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