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April 20, 2007

Sudanese Man Caught In Compromising Position With Goat; Forced To Marry It

No, really. And this isn't even Ananova or one of those sketchy Russian outfits.

BBC baby.

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

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He asked me! He asked me!

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Okay, so he didn't really marry it. They're just shacking up.

The important thing is that they're still together.

Thanks to tmi_3rd.


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