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March 29, 2007

KC Johnson Obsesses, Deliciously, Over Selena Roberts

If KC Johnson is married, I feel sorry for his wife. This is guy who's like a chick, only ten time worse: He forgets nothing. He forgives nothing.

Selena Roberts forgot his anniversary, and man, does he let her have it. Scroll down to "Selena vs. Selena" for a good start, and then watch the snowball roll.

In her screed against the lacrosse team in Sunday’s New York Times, Selena Roberts positioned herself as an aggressive champion of diversity, while also appealing to class-based sentiments by taking a negative tone to former lacrosse players' Wall Street jobs.

Such a figure, no doubt, practices what she preaches, and demonstrates a deep commitment to diversity in her personal life, correct?

Not quite.

According to her Times bio, Roberts is a resident of Westport, Connecticut, a suburb in Fairfield County. The US Census Bureau's fact page reveals that Westport is a bastion of neither racial nor economic diversity. Of its 25,598 residents, 24,560, or 95.5 percent, are white. Westport has a grand total of 292 African-American residents. Barely 1 percent of Roberts' fellow townsfolk, in other words, are black.

What about economic diversity? The median family income in Westport is $153,131, more than $100,000 greater than the median family income for the United States as a whole. And a grand total of 104 families live below the poverty level. Barely 1 percent of Roberts' fellow townsfolk, in other words, are poor. The town website has forms for people who need to store their boats--either on water or on land--and for residents-only tennis and golf facilities.

And then that causes him to remember Selena Roberts once got drunk and made a pass at his sister, and then, well. It just gets worse. He's about two posts away from a guest appearance on COPS.


Come now. You tellin' me she hasn't molested a couple of strippers in her time? Betcha $50 she's got her own table with her name on it down at the Westport Hooters.


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