Man Breaks Into Barn In Order To Spray-Paint Goats' Balls Orange

But that's not the weird part. The weird part is that he had an accomplice.

Drew Gagnon, 37, was arrested in November after police said he broke into the barn on Croton Falls Road early Thanksgiving morning and used orange spray paint on the genitals of the three goats owned by the Fiero family.

Carmel police charged him with third-degree burglary, a felony, and three misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty.

In court last night, the goats' owner, Bryce Fiero, said he would withdraw the charges in exchange for Gagnon and his alleged accomplice, 34-year-old Douglas Bisio of Mahopac, making a donation to the Putnam Humane Society.

Charges were dropped. The spray-painters had faced one count of animal cruelty and three counts of aggravated clashing with a goat-testicle decor concept.*

Thanks to dri.

* You see the sort of joke I was going for, right? It's a complete botch. What was the right way to write it?

posted by Ace at 09:29 PM

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