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March 14, 2007
The GloveWhen Allah says it's the Quote of the Day and then adds "Awesome," I guess I should listen. This reads like every superhero story you've ever read. Mark Roth never expected his research to have military applications. He was a biochemist at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, studying how chromosomes move during cell replication. Then, about a decade ago, his second daughter, Hannah Grace, died of heart failure at the age of 1. Her death sent him down a much stranger path. “I became interested in immortality,” he says. That's the part of the research that will save lives. Anoter DARPA Project -- "The Glove" -- will build super-soldiers so fewer lives need to be saved at all: Grahn and his research partner, biologist Craig Heller, started working on the Glove at Stanford in the late 1990s as part of their research on improving physical performance. Even they were astounded at how well it seemed to work. Vinh Cao, their squat, barrel-chested lab technician, used to do almost 100 pull-ups every time he worked out. Then one day he cooled himself off between sets with an early prototype. The next round of pull-ups — his 11th — was as strong as his first. Within six weeks, Cao was doing 180 pull-ups a session. Six weeks after that, he went from 180 to more than 600. Soon, Stanford’s football trainers asked to borrow a few Gloves to cool down players in the weight room and to fight muscle cramps. So one guy is researching how to put you into suspended animation like Captain America, and another guys is working on giving you his strength and endurance, too. Definitely worth reading. Damn, that Noah Schactman reports on some cool shit. Of course, I already had this idea like ten years ago. I called it "The Cock-Bottle," but it was the same basic principle.
I thought the Glove was being used as part of the de-animation. I may be wrong. I've emailed Noah Schactman to get an answer. Answer From Noah: Unconnected, though he's nice enough to say they're "connected" in the sense they're both part of the same human-potential research. The glove / ice bath and Roth's zombie rodents *are* connected, but they're not part of the same experiment. They're both part of much, much larger push by Darpa's Defense Sciences Office into augmented human performance. Dozens and dozens of university, industry, and military researchers have been funded under this family of programs. I've re-written the post to correct my error, but I've kept the correction part so as to not hide the fact I made it. | Recent Comments
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