The Dark Side of the Moon...

"There is no Dark Side of the Moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark."

The above quote is courtesy of Pink Floyd's 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon".

Which just goes to show...even Roger Waters can be right. It just takes an unusual astronomical alignment of heavenly bodies to make it happen.

In any event, should you choose to step outside to observe this celestial event, watch out for the lunatics on the grass.

Because they will be out in force tonight. What with all their barking and protesting and what-not.

Me? I'll just stay in and sync up "Dark Side" to the "Wizard of Oz".

It's lame and goofy, I know.

But I'll take any excuse I can to dress up like Judy Garland, I didn't just shell out for this new entertainment center for nothing.

And at least I can now claim to have Saturday Night plans. Unlike you shut-ins. And you know who you are (*cough*Harrison*cough*).

AoS Lifestyle Update: Mesablue tips me on how to use my knowledge of current events to score with the ladies:

Tonight's the night that I bet some really stupid hot (drunk) chick that she has to sleep with me if I can make the moon disappear.

Actually works, they like the effort and think that it's kinds cool when the moon really does disappear -- after the confused look goes away.

Posted by mesablue at March 3, 2007 03:09 PM

Thanks Mesa! That probably would work better than my plan of inviting them back to my place to meet the "Tin Man".

Update 2: Link should be fixed. Thanks for letting me know it was broken 5cats.

posted by Jack M. at 02:47 PM

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