Thank You, God.

Dear Lord,

I don't thank you often enough for the blessings you bestow upon me. So I wanted to do so now.

Although it is unlikely that you read AoSHQ (I think you are more of an Anchoress type), if you do stop by I want you to know how thankful I am for today.

You see, I hate the Academy Awards. Always have. Always will.

And I especially hate them this year since Al Gore is likely to win for his bogus documentary.

But you know this, I think. Which is why I was delighted to see an answered prayer today.

For I woke up in Washington, D.C. with about 6 inches of snow on the ground and the roads too icy to travel upon. The nation's capitol (a.k.a. Prince Albert's hometown) was essentially shut down due to an unexpectedly severe winter storm.

So God, when the Gorebot is up on stage preening and posturing and basking in the glow of his own ever-enlarging carbon footprint, please know that there is one guy down here who really appreciated the stunt you pulled today.

Oh yeah..and that James Cameron guy? Total douchebag. Feel free to show him up too.

Your humble servant,

Jack M.

posted by Jack M. at 07:33 PM

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