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January 27, 2007

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

So, the last you heard from me I was going out to get a beer. Then, 24 hours of silence.

"WHAT HAPPENED?" you are probably asking yourselves, knowing full well that a great story must exist to account for my absence.

Truth be told, after getting liquored up I ran into a frequent commenter here who y'all might know as "Dave in Texas". Like me, Dave is an avid guitar player. A prodigy, really.

So you put two rock gods in a room and what happens? Pure musical magic.

You can catch our legendary performance below in what has already become one of the fastest spreading bootleg video's in the history of the intertubes.

Ohh..and for you ladies out there? I'm the one in the cape.

Rock on!

Update: OK...sometimes you morons surprise even me with your moronosity. And I've been hanging out here a long time, so you'd think I would have learned to expect it by now.

No. That is not really me and "Dave in Texas". In truth, when Dave and I perform our music live we really adhere to only two rules: 1) no lip-synching and 2) sequins as far as the eye can see.

Obviously, those rules were not in place here. These are just two clowns I stumbled across on YouTube earlier.

And by "clowns", I of course mean, "role models".


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