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January 27, 2007

AOSHQ Lifestyle Update

Story of a real swinger:

SARATOGA, Calif. - Who was that undressed man? That's the question startled hikers, bikers and horseback riders are asking about a jogger seen streaking through an open space preserve wearing nothing but sneakers, glasses and a black tam hat.

I really, really, really hope his car keys are in the hat.

"He passed me and said `Good evening,'" said equestrian Sue Bowdoin, who spotted the naked man, middle-aged and sporting a pale paunch, while riding her horse, Randy, on a trail in Fremont Older Open Space Preserve last summer. "I thought: Ugh!"
"He's frumpy. Plain. Not in good physical shape," Bowdoin said. "It's not a pretty sight.'

Ahhh, OK.
Which one of you is it?

Thanks to eddiebear.

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