Shut In Theater!

Otherwise known as a good old fashioned Friday Night Flame War thread.

Have at it! Andrew Sullivan is full of, among other things, heart-ache that needs to be mocked! There are Scandis among us who have not yet been bashed! There are Rosetta's who are still conflicted over their gender! There are, dare I say it, even a few of those scabs from the Innocent Bystanderssite around. There's even Bart!

I don't really care. I'm going out for a beer. What you socially isolated derelicts do on here in my absence is up to you.

And LauraW.

Cause she's married, which means she'll be at home and around to patrol the place.

As a bonus: The funniest zinger and most creative insult (perhaps a haiku?) as judged by yours truly will be awarded the 1st ever honorary title of "AoS Friday Night Fight Champion", along with his name on the main page with a jpg of Don King.

The bell has rung. Get out of your corners and see if you drooling imbeciles can put enough wit together to match some of them.

Flame on!

posted by Jack M. at 06:06 PM

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