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January 26, 2007
Green Activists and Ham
OK...I got a lot of heat for writing a poem entitled "She Blogs with Elemental Fury" about the subject of this post the last time I was on here. You morons just didn't appreciate the emotional complexity of words written straight from the heart.
So I'm gonna keep it simpler for you 'tards this time around. How's this?
I do not like them in a mine.
I do not like them holding signs.
I do not like them in the streets.
I do not like them on two feet.
I do not like them near my Ma.
I do not like them making law.
I do not like Greenpeace slogans or Peta spam.
Thanks for fisking them, Mary Katharine Ham.
Got it? Simple enough for you? I hope so.
I also hope you will watch the latest Hamnation, in which Mary Katharine introduces us to a film which shows these greenies for what they really are: smug, people hating, narcissists who long to keep people enslaved in poverty and misery.
Don't believe me? Watch her latest HamNation video.
And, for the more literate among you, read her column: The Forgotten Mammal
Don't make me start dropping my rhymes on you again.
That isn't a threat, either.
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