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January 23, 2007

SOTU/STFU

Dean Barnett isn't pretending any of this matters.

Nor Allah.

Mary K Ham is liveblogging it, but I can't imagine she's enthused about doing so.

Honestly, who gives a rat's ass? I don't.

Here's my live-blog on it, delivered in advance:

"He seems uncomfortable and is just repeating many of the same tired slogans of the past, except with even less conviction... Now he's proposing a raft of pricey new spending initiatives designed primarily to win over the support of those who hate him more -- much more -- than Osama bin Ladin. Okay, now he's saying that Mexicans were good, nice people who deserve jobs more than Amercians. He's saying something in Spanish now I don't really understand -- anyone know what Mi casa, su casa means? Oh, terrific -- now he's saying we have to work more closely with our "closest allies," the fucking Scandis."

And, of course, for the post-mortem:

"I think he did himself some small amount of good here tonight. He did what he needed to do."

There.

Time for American Idol.


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