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January 09, 2007

One-Two Punch Against "Islamphobia" Nonsense

One.

Two.

Good reads.

"Islamophobia" seems to be a fiction created by terrorist-supporting Muslims who seek to aid and abet their more, erm, proactive coreligionists by forbidding the world from even taking notice of the fact that they seem to be killing a lot us.

Apparently it's now considered gauche to say at a party, "I say, that rather bedraggled chappie over there seems to have, well, quite fully severed my wife's head from her neck." Makes everyone uneasy; would be better to keep that to yourself until later, when you're speaking with your grief therapist.

Who the hell consented to these Tyler Durden rules? The first rule of radical Islamofascist murder cultism is: You don't talk about radical Islamofascist murder cutlism.

Says who? And didn't those rules only apply to members of the club?

How to end the great scourge of Islamophia? Well, as VillainousCompany links, the rest of us can adapt to new and different multicultural lifestyles:

Norway’s Minister of Justice from 2001 to 2005, Odd Einar Dřrum, mentioned the problem in 2001 but has later gone quiet about the issue. The reported number of rapes in Oslo is now six – 6! – times as high per capita as in New York City, yet the media keeps warning against Islamophobia.

According to Aftenposten, the clinic (voldtektsmottak) at the emergency hospital known as Legevakt has never had so many rape victims to treat. Its ability to care for them all is being severely tested. The number of reported rapes has skyrocketed this year.

Two out of three charged with rape in Norway’s capital are immigrants with a non-western background according to a police study. The number of rape cases is also rising steadily. Unni Wikan, a professor of social anthropology at the University of Oslo, in 2001 said that “Norwegian women must take their share of responsibility for these rapes” because Muslim men found their manner of dress provocative. The professor’s conclusion was not that Muslim men living in the West needed to adjust to Western norms, but the exact opposite: “Norwegian women must realize that we live in a Multicultural society and adapt themselves to it.”

So there's option one. Option two is rather absurd, I admit, but perhaps we should consider it, just so we know we've given all possibilities a fair hearing. In Option Two, Islamaphobia would be eradicated if Muslims would simply stop murdering people, and defending their fellow Muslims who do, and even sending their fellow Muslim murderers money for their efforts. Hitting the ol' Decapitation Tip Jar, as it were.

Just a crazy idea.


Oh, PS: We'd also all be just thrilled if you stopped raping women like there's only three raping days 'till Christmas, too. Pace yourselves.


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