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January 09, 2007

Senator Joe Biden: The Constitution Forbids Congress From Cutting Off Money For A War, Or, Well, From Doing Anything Much At All, Really

Passing the buck while covering your ass in full effect, yo.

Joe Biden cites Article I's famous clause, The Congress shall not have the power to put 'em on the glass.

The left has been expecting Santa to bring them all ponies for Christmas.

The Democratic Party now has to walk a difficult line, keeping their lunatics believing in Santa, but also letting them down gently: "Sorry, Nelly, no pony this year. Maybe Christmas 2009. If you're a good little activist."

But if Santa is all-knowing and all-good and all-powerful, how can he stand idly by while millions don't get their ponies?

Noted theologian Andrew Sullivan is expected to cover this perplexing question in his next bestseller seller, The Liberal Soul: How The Democratic Party Lost It And How You Can Stop Oppressing Me And Let Me Marry A Feller.



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