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January 09, 2007

A dKos Reader Talks Sense About 9/11 Conspiracy Theories

But wait for it. Just... wait for it.

Yeah, so these incompetent, bumbling fools, of which everything they touch turns to shit, they all just concocted this elaborate ballet of death that unfolded on 911...

The planes were all remote controlled.

But the planes didn't really hit all the targets, there was actually a SECRET MISSILE that hit the pentagon. Because it is much easier to strike the pentagon with a missile and convince everyone that it was actually a plane, than to just hit the damn pentagon with a PLANE!

Makes sene so far.

But... wait for it.

The empty planes hit each WTC tower, exploding into great fireballs of destruction. But Bushco adroitly timed the demolition of the towers to make it seem like those fireballs of destruction actually destroyed something.

Why a controlled demolition? Why not just load the parking garage full of explosives like in the previous attack, but this time use enough to take down a tower? Well, that would be TOO EASY - because of course Bushco like a challenge since they so expertly complete everything they set out to do.

Wait for it... BAM!

I'll entertain the possibility that Bushco knew 911 was going to take place, but intentionally let it happen so that they could get their mideast war on, along with imperial powers. If I had some good acid I'd even consider the possibility that Bushco hired out the hit and even paid and trained Al Qaeda. But this nonsense about fake planes, controlled WTC demolition, and the rest, it's just flat out psychotic bullshit.

Glad someone's there at the dKos to talk sense to the loonies.


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