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January 03, 2007

Exclusive: Jamil Hussein's Stand-Up Act, From ca. 2002 At The Ramadi Laff Factory
Update: Jamil Hussein's Blog

Boy, there are some funny people on this site.

Stop me if you have heard of this one before:

A Shiite, a Sunni, and a Sadrite each walk into a mosque - the mosque is destroyed by the fire of the infidel. On this point you must believe me.

I am making the funny ...

What do you call six Shias and two gallons of kerosene and a match?

A good start ....

This is funny because of its truthfulness ....

Say, I as, you: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop KABOOM?

A martyr's oxcart the moment before he experiences the joy of Allah.

Say - how many people are here from out of town?

The Blog: I suspect Greg Gutfeld. He does this kind of thing.

The profile:

Thank you for visiting my blog. My name is Captain Jamil Hussein of the Iraqi Police Service and I am actually existing. If you are a Hollywood celebrity or agent please contact me

In all seriousness -- if the guy exists, if AP stands by its reportage so forcefully, please explain why Mr. 61* (sixty-one citations in AP reports; the asterix is to indicate, as it does in baseball, the dubiousness of that mark) has not been cited a single time since this story broke.*

* As Slublog, I think, recounted, he was actually cited in a single story since then, but well before there was any attention paid to the story. The story had, in a way, "broken," but barely anyone knew about it yet, and certainly AP hadn't realized it had a problem on its hands. Since then -- nada. Mr. 61*, the Chatty Kathy of the Yarmouk Police Station, has gone radio-silent.

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