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December 11, 2006

Kirstie Alley Promises: "If You Date Me, I Won't Have Sex With You For Six Months!"

An inducement?

So I guess you can start planning the "It's not you, it's me" talk at the five month point.

Let's face it, she's a long way from Lt. Savvik.

"AND when I find someone who I'm really, really interested in, I am not having sex with that person for at least six months,” the New York Post quoted her, as telling Ladies’ Home Journal.

As for whether or not six months might be a bit too long to abstain, well Alley thinks that the time will be like a “drop in the bucket” if the commitment is a real one.

“I take sex seriously, and if you think you might want to spend the rest of your life with someone, six months is a drop in the bucket," she added.

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