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November 20, 2006

Orgasms For Peace

Ah, the left. So imaginative in their protests, which always seem to involve

1) Bad, distasteful nudity of the sort of people who shouldn't be permitted to be naked outside their own homes

2) Shocking (yawn) defiliation of religious icons

3) Public sex between people who shouldn't be allowed to have sex even in their own homes

These geniuses have found the soultion to all the world's troubles -- bustin' a nut for peace.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

There's no way on hell I'm joining in the Great Global Wank Off For Peace (also known as Hands Across Your Genitals).

I'll take care of business twice on the 21st just to make sure.

Do check out their picture. They look like exactly what these people always look like.


Their Website: Of course they have one, and of course a folky accoustic guitar plays when you click on it.

Update, people. Update.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

I don't know... sounds good, but is there science to back these notions up?

There sure is, brother. There sure is.

The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11 and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.

The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle’s state.

We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton’s REGs, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.

Phew! For a second there I was worried this was some blend of hippy-dippy dreamsurfing and transgressive new-age pop neoalchemy. I'm glad there's a persuasive, scientifically robust explanation for how this will all work.

There's a video you can click on there, explaining the "science" in stoner drawl. I didn't really hear too much "science," but he did mention "eggs," which I've read about in science courses, and he mentioned "scientists" mutliple times.

So, looks pretty legit to me. I guess I have to retract my initial scepticism.

Anybody up for an Ace of Spades Wank For War at some point?


Thanks to Onan the Barbarian.


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