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October 07, 2006
Parents Name Newborn "ESPN" [Jack M.]
setting the precedent for me to name my first son or daughter "Discovery Mythbusters Michaels".
BILOXI, Miss. β Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
The surprising part of this article? Not that they named the kid after ESPN, but that anyone who liked Joe Montana was interested in heterosexual sex.
Anyway, I don't know that I will really name my first kid "Discovery Mythbusters Michaels". But it has the lead, until somebody tops this FHM photo of the sexiest "Mythbuster", Kari Byron:
What can I say? I've always had a thing for redheads. And fire-extinguishers.