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September 27, 2006
Screech From Saved By The Bell Now Has Sex Tape
Which includes a... well, I'll let an MSM gossip column tell you.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.
We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.
Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."
Yeah, he beat a 57-year-old Horshack. He's tough as nails, yo.
A little bonus, just to put you off eating for a week:
The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
Thansk to Digger's Realm, who's in negotiations to distribute a sex tape featuring "Boz" from Riptide and two of the Lone Gunmen.