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September 24, 2006

Teacher Hands Out "Kinky Alphabet" Spelling Assignment

I think she should just be fired for being dumb enough to play with goofy fonts:

A US school teacher has apologised after accidentally using a kinky alphabet in a handout letter to parents.

The font depicts male and female stick figures contorting into sexual positions resembling letters of the alphabet.

It was used on the front of a spelling handout given to parents of pupils at a school, in Pine Tree, New York state, reports the Times Herald-Record.

The teacher reportedly had no idea the alphabet was offensive when she downloaded the font from the internet.

A side-benefit of the gaffe, however, is that students are now spelling demons, able to spell words through a mnemonic system involving the position and vector of peepees and gynies.


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