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September 20, 2006

Musharraf Says He Knows Bin Ladin's General Whereabouts; Bush Says He'll Send Troops Across The Border If He's Sighted

Good news, I guess, but what are the odds of him being sighted? You can put a whole lot of Predators in the air and still have a very low chance of ever catching a gilmpse of him. I doubt the man is outdoors for more than an hour a day anymore.


Still, heartening news... if you have a very low threshhold for being heartened.


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