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September 19, 2006

A Word From The Colonel


Still crazy after all these years

All your Coca-Cola are belong to us.

Gaddafi claimed that the US-drink was African as "its essences come from our plants and so multinationals must pay compensation to us."

Coca-Cola Board of Directors in closed-door session; said to be "in deep talks over amount of compensation," which figures in "the millions" of yards of fabulous purple silk, and "laughing uproariously."

You just have to love a defanged lunatic dictator. Really. Its the law there.


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