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September 16, 2006

True Colors -- Michael

By FRANCES D'EMILIO, Associated Press Writer

4 minutes ago

VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI "sincerely regrets" offending Muslims with his reference to an obscure medieval text that characterizes some of the teachings of Islam's founder as "evil and inhuman," the Vatican said Saturday.

But the statement stopped short of the apology demanded by Islamic leaders around the globe, and anger among Muslims remained intense. Palestinians attacked five churches in the West Bank and Gaza over the pope's remarks Tuesday in a speech to university professors in his native Germany.

Thank God. I mean that literally. It would be an abomination if the pope actually apologized for an academic lecture rejecting religion as the basis of violence.

An Iraqi insurgent group threatened the Vatican with a suicide attack over the pope's remarks on Islam, according to a statement posted Saturday on the Web.

According to a statement posted on the web today, Michael thinks that Islam is a dysfunctional theology that breeds insane fanatics who are demented fuctards.

Pope stops short of apology to Muslims


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