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September 16, 2006

Holy Crap

An enormous baby was delivered recently in Norwich, CT.

14 lbs., 13 ozs.

Backus officials said the newborn β€” Stephon Hendrix Louis-Jean β€” broke the 18-year record for the biggest baby ever born at the hospital by 1 pound, 13 ounces. He was nearly 23 inches long.

"He's built like a linebacker," said Dr. David Kalla, who accidentally delivered the baby when his wristwatch grazed the expectant mother's abdomen, causing her to split in half with a resounding crack.


Uh, no. C-section. Thank goodness.


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