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September 14, 2006

Terrorist Organization CAIR Gives Eight Republicans A Perfect "100" Rating For Supporting Their Issues

Say Anything runs down the Damnable Eight, which includes Heather Wilson, who just proposed a very soft-on-terror "security bill" which Bryan Preston calls the dumbest pro-terrorist law yet.

Bush’s surveillance plan faces a difficult fight in Congress, especially in the House, where GOP leaders favor a different approach.

That measure, sponsored by Rep. Heather Wilson, R-New Mexico, and endorsed by the GOP chairmen of the Judiciary and Intelligence committees, would require the administration to wait until a terrorist attack to open an electronic surveillance program.

Ah. The perfect time to gather vital communications intelligence -- after a terrorist strike. Because it's important we spy on them giving each other email high-fives.

See? Fair and balanced. I knock the Republicans too.

Oh... There is just one more thing: Check out the list of Democrats getting a perfect 100 score from Al Qaeda's political wing.

Teaser: The list is a bit longer than eight.

"A bit longer" in the same sense that all of human history and pre-history is "a bit longer" than They Might Be Giants' Don't Let's Start.


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