Finally: Skirts (Not Kilts) For Men

I'm not sure how the business will do, though, considering they couldn't even persuade male models to pose in the skirts, and even the only manikin willing to wear them is just plain creepy.

The "Rainier"

From the product info:

Carpenter pants meet a man's skirt: That about sums up the Rainier. It even boasts a hammer loop on the right side.

Oh, yeah. If anyone thinks you're a little too femme walking around in a skirt, you can always just point to that hammer loop and shut them all up immediately.

In your face, basher! This here's a tool-skirt!!!

Most rugged, manly carpenter clothes are named after European princes, I'm pretty sure.

Hang on, it gets worse. The miniskirt for men:

The "Tenino"

Easy access, baby.

Now, as bad as the short-skirt look is on a guy, the long hippie-chick skirt is even worse.

The "Silverdale"

The "Pacific" is another winner, if you thought Adam Ant's 80's get-up was pretty cool except just not gay enough.

The "Pacific"

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? Well, I wear skirts with big buttons. How's that for starters?

Thanks to Brett.

Update from John (from WuzzaDem...whatever)

I dunno, anything would be an improvement over this:

I'm thinking Silverdale.

posted by Ace at 09:38 PM

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