Involuntary Servitude -- Michael

See, in his original email to us, Ace asked the Innocent Bystanders to guest-blog for one day. Cuz, he had some frickin' personal stuff going on.

It's now day three, and the guest bloggers are still doing the heavy lifting here. Why?

According to Ace:

I haven't kicked you guys off yet because I am still dragging ass two days after the move.

I'm back, but still a zombie. I don't seem to be able to sleep enough or eat enough.

Waaa waaa waaa. What a pussy. Ace, it's time to butch up and get back to work. And kick us out. Because at the end of the day, guest bloggers can't be trusted.

They might do something totally irresponsible. Like posting links to Spanky & Our Gang.

I coulda put that up as an embedded video on your site, but I'm not drunk enough yet.

Yet.

Not scared? Huh. Just imagine that your site was featuring Tommy James & The Shondells.

Oh yeah. That'll put some crystal blue persuasion to you.

P.S. I think I deserve some props for finding the two worst music videos ever.

P.P.S. The interesting thing about those two videos is that they were both shot in the same place. Some of the footage is the same. But where is it? They both have lots of garden scenes, and they both seem to be an a volcanic island. I'm guessing Kauai, which is known as the "Garden Island." I'm basing this on the falls in the Tommy James video. The other islands of Hawaii don't have running water features like Kauai (the setting for the old "Fantasy Island TV show). But I'm just guessing; haven't been there in awhile. Does anybody know?

posted by Ace at 10:03 PM

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