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September 01, 2006

Joe Wilson Couldn't Find Anything Suspicious About A.Q. Khan's 1999 Visit To Niger, Either

Well, no wonder his wife sent him to Niger a second time. He had proven so effective in missing fairly obvious uranium sales before, he was the perfect incompetent for 2003 frame-up.

A.Q. Kahn, the Nuclear Johnny Appleseed of Pakistan, visits a country whose only two exports are uranium and goats and pronounces A.Q. Kahn just plum fascinated by goats.

To borrow Gene Simmon's kid's joke, Joe Wilson couldn't find yeast in a vagina storm.

Thanks to Larwyn.

More... The rightwing rag Washington Post declares L'Affaire Wilson a non-story, and Joe Wilson a liar.


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