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September 01, 2006

Brothels Offer Discounts For Gasing Up Your Car

Australia, where the wine is cheaper than water, and where a tank of gas comes with a 'round the world. Fill 'er up:

Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills.

Brothel owners claim the system works much the same way as supermarkets which offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks.

"If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we'll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter," Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters Wednesday.

There is no link between brothels, petrol providers or supermarkets but brothels like The Site and Madame Kerry's say the system is simple.

Once you've filled up your car, bring your receipt to the brothel and they'll discount the price of your visit.

Honey, I swear, I was just there for the discount. They had a two sixty-nine special. You keep telling me to save money, right?

Thanks to Staphanie Rants Against the Machine. Who still has that college football poll goin'.

Bonus Cool Fact About Being An Australian: You just might get to go to you prom with Australia's Miss Universe entrant.


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