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August 30, 2006

Scarlett Johansson is Just Like a Woman [Jack M.]

Friends,

If you knew me (and you don't) you would quickly learn a couple of things about me.

For starters, I am a huge fan of the music of Bob Dylan.

Secondly, I am a huge fan of Scarlett Johansson's enormously talented knockers.

So you can imagine my joy when yesterday brought not only the release of Dylan's latest album "Modern Times" but also brought the debut video from the album (for the song "When the Deal Goes Down") featuring Scarlett Johansson.

Who, as I mentioned earlier, is very talented.

"Modern Times" is an interesting album, in that it seems to be the flip-side of his previous work "Love and Theft". Where "Love and Theft" was high energy, "Modern Times" is much more contemplative and subdued. "When the Deal Goes Down" is representative of this, I think.

But you don't care about that. You just want to see 5 minutes of Scarlett Johansson looking sexy.

And who am I to cast aspersions on you for that?

So here is the link. Use at your discretion.

Classic Music and Tremendous Beauty as components of the AoS Lifestyle. Whoever would have guessed?

posted by Ace at 03:57 PM

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