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August 30, 2006

Where's Ace? [Jack M.]

Being a guest blogger comes with all sorts of perks and privileges. No, really, it does.

For instance, one gets to learn many of our illustrious host's secrets. The secrets even he is too embarrassed to admit to publicly on his moron-blog.

Like this one: I know where Ace is going today.

Let's just say a certain someone has a certain script that involves a certain story that merges his love of Star Trek with his passion for The Simpsons.

Think it can't be done? Well, open your minds my friends. For not only has Ace writtent just this script, but he has also composed and performed the proposed theme song!

Courtesy of YouTube I bring you "Star Trek vs. The Simpsons". A mash-up that boldly goes where no mash-up has gone before.

posted by Ace at 02:15 PM

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