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August 20, 2006

Another Fun Personal Ad (Repost)

This one was pretty good, too.

Most of you have seen this. I'm reposting this so that the idiot blogger I'll call "T" has something else to write about today, as apparently he's incapable of posting about anything except 1) my posts or 2) links he finds on my site, such as the Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passy site (without a hat tip, of course).

Here you go, T. Maybe you can imitatate some of the jokes I did here, too. And quote the exact same things I quoted, too. Makes blogging easier when you don't even have to decide which parts to excerpt.

I used to kid Goldstein that I envied him the obsessive homoerotic love/hate man-crush so many left's bottom-crawling bloggers felt for him.

You ought not joke about things like that.

PS: How did I know "T" had swiped the link? Not by clicking on his site, I assure you.

Simple. I was curious about JMPP's traffic, and I clicked on her sitemeter. I wanted to know how much Ace-love I was throwing her. Turns out, not all that much; mostly she was getting hits from Something Awful.

But who should turn up in her referral list? "T," of course. My new "Number One Fan."

Ace: James Caan

"T": Kathy Bates

If he starts calling me a "dirty bird," call the cops.

Correction: Looks like my Number One Fan had this the day before.

Eh. (S)he's still stalking me.

Another Old One: SPM sends this silly personal from a while ago.


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