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August 08, 2006

The Kind of Guy I Am

Slublog sent me all those photos of the toys. It was an amazing catch, completely damning when you laid them all out one after the other.

And he dumped it in my lap. Just gave it to me, to post on my blog, with just a "hat tip to Slublog." I get 5000 hits off his find; he gets, maybe, three.

So, I basically told him, in about these words, "Are you a mental patient? You've practically got the whole post written, why give it to me? You got rocks in your head, son? Put it up on your own blog and get some traffic, moron."

Well, he he did his post. And then, after getting linked by me, and then by Allah, calling his post "Brilliant," and then probably by lots of people, he seems to have gotten some hits here and there.

So: that's the kind of guy I am. I turn down great stories, so as not to take advantage of the clinically insane.

Rule Zero: Don't argue in other people's comments.

Rule Double Zero: Give away crap links that you found off Fark and stuff. Never give away your own damn work. Especially if it's really, really good.


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