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August 05, 2006

Ain't That America: Gigantic Mega-Toilets For You And Me

The Great John, for bigger people.

The Great John is substantially more robust than a standard toilet. Standard designs are not meant to withstand a big person. For STABILITY, we designed a super wide base. To insure STURDINESS, we also added reinforcements into the base. Our toilets are tested to 2000 lb. To eliminate the problem of the SEAT SLIDING, we provide "Anti-Side" fins for safety. This also prevents pinching. Finally, GJ has added a second SET OF ANCHORS at the front sides of the base to increase protection against movement of the unit from the floor.

There's a danger of the toilet being blown hither and yon, huh?

This could be a spoof. Looks legitimate, but I haven't bothered to call the various retaliers supposedly selling Great John toilets. Why not direct online purchases? I figured if I could place an order for one, and do everything short of hitting that "Check out" button, it would prove it wasn't a hoax. But there's no way to order online, which I would expect someone could easily set up.

Still... Chris asked me to "please share with [my] readers," and who was I to refuse?


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