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February 22, 2006

Multimillion Dollar Pork Earmark Application Vs. Cub Scout Application

Which is harder to apply for?

Earmark application form (3 pages).

Application to join Cub Scouts (7 pages).

In related news, Senator Ted Stevens just got a merit badge in Bilking The Public Fisc.

Thanks to Deep Stoat.

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