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February 14, 2006

Buy A House (Plus a Wife To Go With It)

$600,000 gets you not just a house but a bride.

You might be wondering why I have my listing at $600,000.00 plus myself for bid as â€œpricelessâ€. First, I estimate the value of the house with furnishings at approximately $600,000.00. When I asked my girlfriends their advice on what I (the â€œbrideâ€) was worth, most responded that I was â€œpricelessâ€. I hope to find that special man, who wants to build a life with me and share this special home with me. ... Since I am the daughter of a minister, spirituality is also important to me.

Well, obviously.

One question: When does the high bidder get to "close escrow," if you know what I'm sayin'?

Picture at Right Wing Sparkle. Seems a bit of a fixer-upper, but then, I'm sure the house is in good shape.

Thanks to Slublog. I think. If it wasn't actually Slublog, well, I'm calling all tipsters "Slublog" now, kind of like "homies."

posted by Ace at 10:52 PM

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