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February 10, 2006

Current Events Haiku Thread

While Ace is getting wasted with a variety of strangely-goateed bloggers, we can still entertain ourselves.

Integrity, or Loose Shit. Do what you gotta do.
Just to kick things off:

Broken Image in Reflective Pool

We came to Denmark
for freedoms denied elsewhere
-now you must smother.

UPDATE:The Brawny Towel Guy thing has kind of taken over a bunch of the haikus; here's the link for those who don't get it.
The 'Pre-made' section is the shizzle.

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posted by LauraW. at 08:55 PM

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