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February 10, 2006

Ann Coulter's Speech

Some of her quips:

NATO has a duty to bomb Syria, as that state allowed an attack on NATO terrirotry (Ithe Danish Embassy), and article V says an attack on one is an attack on all.

Keeps referring to Washington Republicans as "Washington Weenies." They're always running from conservative ideas and judges, that's why they gave us Harriet Miers and some fresh-baked cookies.

Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for Democrats to be in denial about the Republican electoral juggernaut, but it's strange that Republicans are in denial about it too.

Says almost all Republicans were against Harriet Miers, except those whose main joy in life was to get a phone call from Karl Rove. Then says "There was less dissent among Republicans on Harriet Miers than there was on slavery, (winking at audience) and you know what I mean, girlfriend." (A slap at Hillary's plantation remark.) She then says "And I can say that, because my party ended slavery."

Winds up prepared remarks by noting that when the "Washington Weenies" who gave us Harriet Miers, ran like crybabies from the Federalist Society, and the like, tell us we need to run a pro-choice candidate to beat Hillary, "That's not our party."

Then goes into Q&A. Very brief remarks, not particularly funny or sharp.


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