Becoming a Guest Blogger - Behind the Scenes

In an obvious indication of Ace's move induced state of total distraction, he has actually given me a copy of the keys to this baby. Ahhh, the power. Of course, he then chilled my ability to express myself by telling me to control my profanity and love of risque material. A rigorous program of sleep denial and chanting has conditioned me against profanity, dirty stories, and nudie pictures. Much like in Clockwork Orange, I get violently ill when exposed to my former activities.

Once the reeducation phase was over, there was a rigorous physical training regimen to ensure I could meet the extreme demands blogging puts on the human body. A blogger has to to deal with the numbness in the buttocks, eye strain, and body odor that comes from sitting in front of a computer all day. I was able to smuggle out a video of the guest bloggers being put through our paces. I'm the one who doesn't really fill out his uniform.

posted by steve_in_hb at 08:16 PM

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