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February 03, 2006

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The birds, whose remains were carefully examined to ensure they were not victims of avian influenza, had livers so diseased "they looked like they were chronic alcoholics," Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, said yesterday. All died of broken necks after slamming into window panes, apparently after eating berries that had started to rot, turning the juice inside to alcohol.

Let that be a lesson to you kids; Rotten berries are a free source of the hooch, which we all love and crave.

AoSHQ Disclaimer: Don't eat berries off of anything you aren't positively sure is edible. God, you're such f'n retards. I can't believe I had to tell you that. I bet half of you morons were already grabbing your Scooby-Doo flashlights so you could check out the bushes in the neighbor's yard tonight.

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